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This tale takes place in London, nowadays.

Snow-white had hair as black as ebony, lips as red as blood, and such a skin… Well, you know the rest of it. Unfortunately, a little time after Snow-White’s birth, her mother died and her father married a model as nasty and selfish, as Snow-white was beautiful.

Obsessed by her beauty, she asked her digital mirror each evening, “Mirror, my beautiful mirror, who is the most beautiful woman in London?” And the electronic voice of the mirror always answered: “You are, Madam.”

But one day, the mirror dared answer that the most beautiful woman in the city was Snow-White. Indeed, the girl had grown and had become a thousand times more beautiful than her stepmother. Mad with anger, the horrible woman hired a killer to eliminate Snow-White. He accepted but found no courage to kill such a beautiful girl. So, he let her in Hide Park.

Snow-White was lost, and at last, found a charming small thatched cottage. She was so tired that she decided to knock at the door, and there she met seven dwarves who were actually agents. They belonged to a modelling agency and asked Snow-White to work for them. The young woman accepted.

Unfortunately, one day she was alone in the dwarves’ house when a woman who was in fact her disguised stepmother, knocked at the door and offered Snow-White a bag coming from “APPLE-BURGER”. The greedy young woman couldn’t help it and opened the bag!

Fortunately, before she made anything irrevocable, the seven dwarves ran in and prevented her from ruining her diet. The stepmother, green with envy, devoured the apple-burger and sank into junk food.
Snow-white and her seven agents lived happily ever after!