Archive for the ‘Jokes’ Category

Joke for a Ghost

Mardi, juillet 20th, 2010


A group of tourists is visiting a very old castle in Scotland. A tourist asks the guide :

« Are there any ghosts here ??? »

« I don’t think so, I have lived here for 300 years and I have never seen one ».

article writted by Marion


Joke of the louse

Dimanche, juin 13th, 2010

An old louse* is walking on the skull of a bald man and says to its grandson :

« You know, when I was young, it was a little street now it’s a motorway« .

* a louse (n) = un pou

Joke written by Marion

Joke for a Sardine

Mercredi, juin 9th, 2010

A little sardine is looking at a submarine. Its mother explains :

« You see, there are men in cans too ».

Joke written by Marion

The October Joke

Mardi, octobre 20th, 2009

It’s the story of a penguin, who’s breathing through his bottom.  

One day, he sits down. What happens?

He dies!!!

article written by Sarah and Morgan