Archive for the ‘just for fun’ Category
can you find the mistake ?
Thursday, October 13th, 2011what’s the link between these 2 objects ?
Thursday, October 13th, 2011Modern Times
Thursday, October 13th, 2011Lyrics training
Wednesday, September 21st, 2011Améliorez votre compréhension orale grâce au site http://lyricstraining.com/
c’est simple !
Vous choisissez une chanson, puis le mode qui vous convient : débutant, intermédiaire, expert
vous tapez les mots manquants de la chanson tout en l’écoutant.

S’il vous n’avez pas complété une ligne, la chanson s’arrête et vous pouvez commencer à nouveau avec les mots manquants . Vous pouvez passer si vous ne comprenez pas un mot vous pouvez passer –> to skip
Et cliquer sur “Help” / vous pouvez voir les paroles en cliquant sur” Karaoké “
Pour accéder au site : http://lyricstraining.com/
Have fun !

rions un peu
Monday, September 19th, 2011summer is here !
Monday, July 4th, 2011


School jokes
Sunday, May 8th, 2011TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell ‘crocodile?’
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L’
TEACHER: No, that’s wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
(I Love this child)
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it’s H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we
didn’t have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I’m a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ‘ I. ‘
MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie….. Always say, ‘I am.’
MILLIE: All right… ‘I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.’
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father’s
cherry tree, but also admitted it.
Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn’t punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand….
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TEACHER: Now, Simon , tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don’t have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on ‘My Dog’ is exactly the
same as your brother’s.. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It’s the same dog.
(I want to adopt this kid!!!)
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking
when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher
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Compteur




