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Old mother Janet

Went to the kitchen

to get her poor monkey a banana

but when she got there

the kitchen was bare

and so the poor monkey had none

she went to the pastry cook

to get him some donuts

but when she came back

he was eating nuts

she went to the police station

to buy him a helmet

but when she came back

he was in the toilet

she went to the pub

to drink a beer

but when she came back

he was riding a deer

she went to the market

to buy him some vegetable

but when she came back

he was dancing on the table

she went to the pet shop

to buy him a cat

but when she came back

he was wearing a hat

she went to the video club

to buy a movie

but when she came back

he was painting a smiley

she went to the HMV

to buy a song

but when she came back

he was ringing the gong

Went to the pet shop

To by a little pig which danced the hiphop

But when she found him

He was sleeping

day 1: She took him home

To take him to the meadow

But when she was watching outside

He was staining the window

day 2: She went to the groomer’s

To hire a groomer

But when she came back

He was eating a burger

day 3: She went to the cinema

To buy a love story

But when she came back

He was doing archery

day4: She went to the jeweller

To buy her pig a ring

But when she came back

He was flying

day 5: She went to the supermarket

To buy a teddy bear

But when she came back

He was brushing his hair

day 6:She went to the tamer

To buy a leash

But when she came back

He was watching movies

day 7: She went to the toy store

To buy puppets

But when she came back

he had left

Old Father Dédé

Went to the kitchen

To feed his chicken

But when he got there

The kitchen was bare

And so the chicken was cryin’

He went to the tailor’s

To get some linen

But when he came back

The chicken was in the bin

He went to the peasant

To  get some wheat

But when he came back

The chicken was eating a sweet

He went to the supermarket

To buy some water

But when he came back

The chicken was in the dishwasher 

He went to the pastry cook

To buy pudding

But when he came back

The chicken was dancing

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Old Mother Hubbard

Old Mother Hubbard

Went to her room

To get her poor pig a teddy bear

But when she got there

Her cupboard was bare

And so the poor pig had none

Day 1 She went to the grocer’s

To get him some cake

But when she came back

He was diving in the lake

Day 2 She went to the tailors’t

To get him clothes

But when she came back

He was destroying her rose

Day 3 She went to the library

To get him a book

But when she came back

He was watching Lucky Luke

Day 4 She went to the cheese shop

To get him some cheese

But when she came back

He was singing ditties

Day 5 She went to the pharmacist’s

To get him some medicine

But when she came back

He was dancing on the scene

Day 6 She went to the pub

To get him whiskies

But when she came back

She was talking with fairies

Day 7 She went to the antique shop

To buy him a chair

But when she came back

He was sleeping with his teddy bear

Old Mother Hubbard

Went to the cupboard

To get her poor monkey a pumpkin

But when she got there

The cupboard was bare

And so the poor monkey had nothing

She went to the sweet shop

To get him a lollipop

But when she came back

He was playing with a skipping rope

She went to the market

To buy him a banana

But when she came back

He was dancing salsa

She went to Sears

To buy him potatoes

But when she came back

He has poking his nose

She went to the jeweller’s

To buy him a ring

But when she came back

He was pulling a string

She went to a clothes shop

To buy him ties

But when she came back

He was eating flies

She went to a Japanese place

To buy him some sushi

But when she came back

He was driving a lorry

She went to Sainsbury’s

To buy him a bed

But when she came back

The monkey was dead

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Old father Edward

Went to the supermaket

To get his snake a big mouse

but when he came back to the house

The snake hadn’t been fed yet

And so, the old father  Edward went to other shops

He went to the butcher’s

To get him some chicken

But when he came back

He was chatting with a hen

He went to the fishmonger’s

To buy him some oysters

But when he came back

He was eating a hamburger

He went to the fast food

To buy him some soda

But when he came back

He was playing with a gorilla

He went to the florist’s

To buy him some flowers

But when he came back

He was dancing with bears

He went to the mall

To buy him some object

But when he came back

He was killing all animals