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Light bulbs : jokes

Sunday, March 29th, 2009

My last post was about Earth Day and switching off the lights, here are a few jokes about light bulbs .

Q: How many pessimists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: None, the old one is probably screwed in too tight.

 

Q: How many pessimists does it take to screw in a light light bulb?

A: None, it’s a waste of time because the new bulb probably won’t work either.

 

Q: How many optimists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: None, they’re convinced that the power will come back on soon.