| 1 | Once upon a time, there was a little house in a dark forest. |
| In this house, lived a humble woodcutter and his wife | |
| and their pretty daughter, LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD. | |
| And in the middle of this deep dark forest, | |
| 5 | There lived a vicious wolf. |
| One day, LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD set off to take some things | |
| To her old grandmother who lived deep in the forest. | |
| The vicious wolf saw LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD and thought : | |
| “She looks very good to eat ! “ | |
| 10 | “- Where are you going my pretty one ?” |
| “- To my grandmother’s.” | |
| HAHA HA HA smirked the wicked wolf and dashed off through the forest to grandmother’s house. | |
| KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK went the wicked wolf. | |
| The door opened wide but it wasn’t grandmother who opened it. | |
| 15 | It was Buzz Aldrin, America’s number 2 spaceman. |
| And this wasn’t granny’s little house at all ! | |
| It was the headquarters of N.A.S.A., the American space research agency. | |
| The wicked wolf was shot by security guards. | |
| So, all was quiet in the forest again. | |
| 20 | The humble woodcutter and his wife sold their story to DER SPIEGEL for DM 40,000 |
| NASA agreed to limit the number of nuclear tests in Granny’s little house | |
| To two on Thursdays and one on Saturdays, after tea. |
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