1 | Once upon a time, there was a little house in a dark forest. |
In this house, lived a humble woodcutter and his wife | |
and their pretty daughter, LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD. | |
And in the middle of this deep dark forest, | |
5 | There lived a vicious wolf. |
One day, LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD set off to take some things | |
To her old grandmother who lived deep in the forest. | |
The vicious wolf saw LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD and thought : | |
“She looks very good to eat ! “ | |
10 | “- Where are you going my pretty one ?” |
“- To my grandmother’s.” | |
HAHA HA HA smirked the wicked wolf and dashed off through the forest to grandmother’s house. | |
KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK went the wicked wolf. | |
The door opened wide but it wasn’t grandmother who opened it. | |
15 | It was Buzz Aldrin, America’s number 2 spaceman. |
And this wasn’t granny’s little house at all ! | |
It was the headquarters of N.A.S.A., the American space research agency. | |
The wicked wolf was shot by security guards. | |
So, all was quiet in the forest again. | |
20 | The humble woodcutter and his wife sold their story to DER SPIEGEL for DM 40,000 |
NASA agreed to limit the number of nuclear tests in Granny’s little house | |
To two on Thursdays and one on Saturdays, after tea. |
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