Hello !!!!! My clique is the Yellow Vests and you can join our group.

The Yellow Vests wear fluorescent yellow cyclist vests and they are from the popular class, usually car drivers. The group was created after the fuel taxes’ increase.

We block the main roads and ask for Emmanuel Macron’s resignation.

Today, we defend the abolition of taxes and the creation of a citizen parliament. We use strikes to express our discontentment.

To become a Yellow Vest, you need to have a yellow vest of course and to have a lot of free time.

It is forbidden to be violent and dangerous.

You must be involved and desperate.

The group has many slogans which are revolutionary and violent.

If you have all these qualities, well join our group !!!!!!!!

Hi, I’m a member of the superhero club,

If you want to be a part of it too, just follow my advice :

Superheroes have a pretty accurate dress style, they wear costumes that are equipped with several gadgets. You must have a team spirit but however strategic. You also must have courage and obviously a super power! Always having a plan in mind is also required. To be able to save the world you must have a secret identity to not be recognized wherever you go.

There are, of course, bans : you do not have the right to reveal your secret identity and betray your colleagues. And you are forced to go on a mission with your costume, and use your super powers only for good.

If I can give you some advice to join this group, it would be to find yourself a quality that you could turn into a super power and to be confident !

Don’t forget to do what you want to do, make your dreams come true and trust yourself!!!

                                               

                                                     Good Luck and BYE !!!

Hi my name is Kitty and I’m the best wizard in the world!

Wizards are very demanding and practise magic. We wear long black dresses and pointed hats. We are fond of broomsticks, all shapes and colours.

We study in a wizardschool, Hogwarts. We have a lot of subjects: potions, witchcraft, etc.

I HATE MY POTION TEACHER! She is so strange.

We are very sociable: we love to talk with the Muggles and learn things about them.

The Wizards are talented. 

We eat pumpkins, sweets, especially lollipops.

We love adventures because we can use magic (but we can’t use magic out of the school).

Do you know what’s the Wizards’ slogan?

« Magic is all your life »!

In Hogwarts, we have four houses: Gryffindor, Ravenclaw, Hufflepuff and Slytherin.

So if you want to join the Wizards, you must practise magic, love black and study !!!

CUL and don’t forget : the Wizards are cooool.

Hi my name is Sara and I’m one of the members of the Adventure club.

We Adventurers must always be ready to go beyond a region we know by heart. Also we must have a faultless sense of direction : if you can’t locate North, South, East and West, you won’t go far! Adventurers have a sense of direction out of the ordinary! We’re also very honest, you must always keep your promises and that under any circumstances!

These are one of the first conditions to be an Adventurer!

Another condition to join the Adventurers: The dress style! To be an Adventurer worthy of the name, you must wear comfortable and resistant clothes for walking and for any situation (according to the weather, passageways, etc.).

Adventurers love challenges, especially trying to cross different areas. We hate to stay inactive! If you want to become an Adventurer, you must get used to go out at least once a day, whatever the weather is like. You must be curious about the environment around you. Also, you should try to eat light because you will struggle to walk if you feel heavy. The adventure can be done alone or with many people. And the best advice I can give you is to always be equipped with a camera : walking can lead you to discover breathtaking things!

If you are interested, let us know!

Hello there ! Wanna join the Hippies ? If so, you should read this article.

To be a Hippie you’ll need to wear bright, colourful and vintage clothes. For example : flared trousers, bandanas and so on. Long hair is a must-have. We also do yoga twice a week, on Mondays and Fridays, during lunch time.

You will also need to be in peace with your inner self and to stay zen at all costs. We value peace, tranquility and equality. You can feel pain or anger but please don’t show it around us and try to get rid of it. Healthy food is not compulsory, but it would be better if you didn’t live only on burgers and tacos.

You can at least try to eat salad once, it won’t kill you. Listening to rap music or to anything loud and full of swearing is prohibited, we truly recommend you some old pop rock, like Janis Joplin or The Beatles. You will obviously need to act kindly and generously, and you’ll have to love others.

Some people would say you need to be on drugs constantly to be a Hippie but our answer would be that it’s absolutely wrong. The only drugs we take is happiness and acceptance.

If you’re still interested by joining us, let me know !

Yours truly, the most relaxed Hippy ever.