Hello there ! Wanna join the Hippies ? If so, you should read this article.

To be a Hippie you’ll need to wear bright, colourful and vintage clothes. For example : flared trousers, bandanas and so on. Long hair is a must-have. We also do yoga twice a week, on Mondays and Fridays, during lunch time.

You will also need to be in peace with your inner self and to stay zen at all costs. We value peace, tranquility and equality. You can feel pain or anger but please don’t show it around us and try to get rid of it. Healthy food is not compulsory, but it would be better if you didn’t live only on burgers and tacos.

You can at least try to eat salad once, it won’t kill you. Listening to rap music or to anything loud and full of swearing is prohibited, we truly recommend you some old pop rock, like Janis Joplin or The Beatles. You will obviously need to act kindly and generously, and you’ll have to love others.

Some people would say you need to be on drugs constantly to be a Hippie but our answer would be that it’s absolutely wrong. The only drugs we take is happiness and acceptance.

If you’re still interested by joining us, let me know !

Yours truly, the most relaxed Hippy ever.