How to become a doctor

You want to become a doctor? Listen to me and take notes!

We are the Doctors and our slogan is « we take care of the patients ».

We chose this slogan because we put ourselves in their shoes and we realised it’s not cool to be sick.

We like dancing and singing but we sing very badly. I think I dance well but my friend told me that I don’t, so I think he is jealous of me, I’m sure.

We wear white coats, the only clothes we have to wear, otherwise we choose what we want to wear.

We don’t like unpleasant patients.

If you want to join the Doctors, you ought to be kind with everybody but if you are aggressive with your patients, we don’t accept you in our clique !

We have no right to refuse a patient when he’s sick. But we can refuse a visit.