Hey, we are the Laziest.

We really like to sleep, and be on our beds. We hate school because we have to wake-up early, and we can’t handle that. We also love watching TV, being on our phones and sometimes reading. But the most evil thing for us is sports. Like, who invented that torture ?!

We can’t be stressed, and be sporty. BUT we can still defend ourselves. Don’t underestimate the power of sleep.

We wear what ever we want, it can be hoodies, pyjamas, or even slippers. We like to stay in the shower for hours because it’s hot and we can sleep (we can sleep everywhere). We don’t really care about our hair, we just do what feels good. We don’t like wearing make-up because it is too hard and too long to put on.

We do whatever we want (that means nothing) and we are pretty cool and relaxed. We wouldn’t hurt you because it would be too tiring, and it’s the same about talking in your back. But be careful, even though we are lazy, if you hurt one of us, you’re dead.

If you want to join us, you must be friendly, you must be yourself. But most importantly, you have to follow our extraordinary slogan : « Sleep is love, Sleep is life »

Bye, take care, don’t be mean to others and remember to sleep !

Love y’all,

The Laziest